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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18498 is a reply to message #18497 ] Thu, 23 July 2009 20:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Argh.

1. I hate cancer. HATE.

2. I'd be mad about Mike, too. Actually, I *am* mad about Mike. (Not as mad as you are, but mad, nonetheless. I take companion animals Very Seriously.)

Argh.


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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18500 is a reply to message #18497 ] Thu, 23 July 2009 20:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Know how you feel on this one. My grandfather was diagnosed with his third round of cancer yesterday: metastasized from his last bout, meaning that it's almost certainly throughout his entire body, meaning he's got less than three years. He's only 65.

SIGH.


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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18513 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 04:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Damn cancer. Good luck to your friend; I hope this is an eminently treatable situation. ::crosses fingers and lights candle::

But I want to say something utterly naive and puerile here about how can you love a critter and not put in the basic time to train it, if it’s the kind that needs training? [. . .] And basic companion-animal training just isn’t that hard. You just have to do it. And there’s nothing wrong with Mike but its lack.

Of course this isn't naive and puerile, it's sensible and adult and proactive, and (sorry, Pollyanna) that's why lots of people fail to do it. And most of them are pretty lucky; their untrained dog may be a pest, but not a snappy one, or it's small enough that its bad behavior is "cute" and not threatening. Or they keep it outside behind a fence and don't worry about it. I agree with you that this is a depressing situation, but there is a bright side: better he go to a new home now, while he's young and more easily trainable, than stay where he's not getting what he needs and might end up in big trouble. You've probably thought of this already, but I'd suggest talking to his breeder for help in placing him.

I think what it does is give me, for about five seconds about three nights out of four, the illusion of having real dogs, you know, the kind that think food is terrific, the kind you can clicker-train because they respond to treats.

As I understand it you don't have to use food to clicker-train; it's a lot easier if you have a food-motivated dog, but you can click and praise or pet or give a toy, too. But everything's easier if they care about treats.

Oh yes, and Pegasus the Cow has just taken another dive into the ravine

Bad Pegasus! BEHAVE!



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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18515 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 04:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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It has been an absolute frelling ratbag sod of a day.
Sad And there are times when even chocolate struggles to overcome the blegh. I'll send some virtual stuff any way. And light a candle.

I look at my hellhounds—four little shiny eyes immediately staring back at me, hoping I will make an Interesting Gesture: a toy? Another piece of chicken?
Oh yes. Beady little eyes. And chicken. Well. Bestest thing ever really (as far as the pups are concerned).

But I want to say something utterly naive and puerile here about how can you love a critter and not put in the basic time to train it, if it’s the kind that needs training?
I've asked myself the same question. Also in regard to parents and children.

Oh yes, and Pegasus the Cow has just taken another dive into the ravine
I've never trusted cows myself.

Now that pie looks very interesting.. and I.. errr... have all the ingredients as it happens. Wink



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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18516 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 05:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm so sorry about your rotten day - especially about the cancer, my mother has had it twice.

And about Mike, poor dear - I hope you won't have too much trouble finding a nice home for him.

And I like "clueless clodpole" - it's so perfectly descriptive of some people! (No, I don't understand first of all how someone can go online and "bare all" - I tend to think that anyone who can actually do that must be quite incredibly shallow - and then be surprised that there are actually people who would prefer their privacy!)


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18521 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 08:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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How frustrating!

Oh, how I wish I a) lived closer and b) was allowed dogs in my apartment! I would take Mike in a heartbeat and train him up right. Dogs seem to automatically read me as the alpha and tend to do things for me when I ask them to, which makes their owners either mutter darkly to themselves, gape in astonishment, or beg me to dogsit for them.

Poor thing. I hope you'll find a wonderful place for him.

And many, many candles for all the other emotional turmoil roiling through your life right now. Sad


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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18523 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 09:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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† Dogs, cats, horses, giraffes, poison dart frogs, whatever

My dart frogs would love it if I got a giraffe. Endless climbing potential! And they'd see them as kindred spirits--yellow with black spots, black with yellow spots... An ideal match.

†† I think poison dart frogs generally just hang out in their terrariums.

Generally, yes. I accidentally left the top off the other day, and neither of them made a break for it. But I'm not going to count on that behavior for future.

Courage on Pegasus! Despite appearances, the cow doesn't want to be in the ravine any more than you do, I'm sure... Smile


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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18524 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 10:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh dear, why do things happen in threes like that? Poor your friend, I do hope it's treatable.

Your recipe sounds interesting. But aren't dried cranberries sweeter than fresh because they have been sweetened?


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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18525 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 10:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Cancer sucks. I hope your friends are among those who recover.

I think people are often under the impression that having pets is much easier than it actually is. They are taken in by the cute and forget about the labour. My parents went to Angola for a month, and two weeks before they left, they got a two-month old puppy. I was house-sitting for the first two weeks, and when I came he knew "sit." While I was there, I think I got him mostly house trained, started teaching him to play fetch ("go get it" and "give"), and began his leash education. My younger brother took over for me last week, and I returned to my own home, which currently houses a cat and two guinea pigs (and a man, but he's completely untrainable - I've tried).

The cat we got from someone who had unwanted kittens; she was supposedly three months old, but I think she was only one month, at most six weeks; her eyes and ears were open, and she could eat kibble, but she wasn't completely litter trained yet. She killed her first mouse when she was only a couple of months old - it was a toss-up as to which would win. Smile

The guinea pigs, well, I took one in from a friend who was moving and couldn't keep the guinea pig (it was sad; she had to find homes for her dog and cat, too, and she's an animal person); the other I took in because the family who owned her didn't want her anymore. I actually haven't bought a guinea pig from the pet store since I got my second one, way back when I was 12. That's 20 years of getting guinea pigs from friends whose piggies had babies, from my junior high when piggies needed homes, from the Humane Society, and from people who simply didn't care about them anymore. Isabella and Guido are my eleventh and twelfth guinea pigs, respectively. (I might be addicted. Actually, I know I am; I intend to open a guinea pig rescue someday, and I plan to have a pet capybara or three once we're not living in the city any longer.)

Feral novels... I really need to gather my courage and start working on the two I outlined while I was pet-sitting (did I mention that my parents also have two geriatric cats, one of which is diabetic and the other of which has kidney failure?) - it's scary to think about, though I have good outlines and I know the stories and characters are strong! I'm sure you'll be able to pull Pegasus back in line! Smile

I am planning to bake some pies this afternoon, but I shan't be making this recipe. I have lots of fresh fruit I picked up at the Farmer's Market yesterday, plus a huge rhubarb plant in my garden, so there will be peach-cherry pie, strawberry-rhubarb pie, and probably some blueberry tarts and some rhubarb tarts. (I believe in going all-out when baking - might as well make more than you need and freeze the excess for later.)


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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18526 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 11:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Sad news all around! But THANK YOU for the recipe, it sounds amazing, I've written it all down and will try it this weekend!


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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18527 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 11:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Really sorry to hear about Daisy and co giving up on Mike. I hope that she finds a way to feel better about herself and the situation generally, and that Mike finds a home with a lovely, focussed, puppy-aware family.

And thank you for the recipe. We could take more, if you need more ravine-oriented thinking time? (Though I'm sure the cow is making every effort to climb out, with your assistance. I hope and trust that she hasn't gone feral down there.) Smile


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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18533 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 16:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Sorry that life is dumping on you fast and furious. Sometimes we get more than we can handle... It's difficult to focus on your job when you get mind-blowing upsetting news in your personal life - I am sure it's especially hard when so much of your job goes on in your mind. (most of my job goes on in the washing machine, or so it feels like lately). Best wishes that things ease up for you soon, and of course that your friends get well and have all the help they need.

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So very sorry. Cancer is an absolute frelling ratbag sod of a disease. And regarding Mikey, at least he will go to someone who will be able to handle him, where he will be much happier as a result.
Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18539 is a reply to message #18497 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 20:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm sorry on all counts. Crud, what a day.


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Re: Frelling Ratbags [message #18542 is a reply to message #18498 ] Fri, 24 July 2009 20:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Eeep. Is *that* a Freudian slip. I meant mad as in crazy (I've now edited the entry to 'nuts') but the truth is . . . I AM mad as in angry. I'm very angry. [mmph] That's me putting a sock in it, before I say something I'll regret. :(
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Oh *glory*, I'm so sorry!

And while we're still half-on the subject of homeopathy . . . it's a very good support therapy while you go through the usual cancer treatments. Worth a look.
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Diane in MN wrote on Fri, 24 July 2009 04:39

Damn cancer. Good luck to your friend; I hope this is an eminently treatable situation. ::crosses fingers and lights candle::

********** Thank you. I've got so many candles going I light up the night sky. Cancer SUCKS.

But I want to say something utterly naive and puerile here about how can you love a critter and not put in the basic time to train it, if it’s the kind that needs training? [. . .] And basic companion-animal training just isn’t that hard. You just have to do it. And there’s nothing wrong with Mike but its lack.

Of course this isn't naive and puerile, it's sensible and adult and proactive, and (sorry, Pollyanna) that's why lots of people fail to do it.

*********** Yes. ARRRRRGH. And a lot of them live around here and gaily let their unguided missiles off lead.

And most of them are pretty lucky; their untrained dog may be a pest, but not a snappy one, or it's small enough that its bad behavior is "cute" and not threatening. Or they keep it outside behind a fence and don't worry about it. I agree with you that this is a depressing situation, but there is a bright side: better he go to a new home now, while he's young and more easily trainable, than stay where he's not getting what he needs and might end up in big trouble. You've probably thought of this already, but I'd suggest talking to his breeder for help in placing him.

************* The breeder is where I WANT to start if I can pry the phone # off Daisy and Roy, who appear to be going into General Denial. Let them go into General Denial AFTER they've told me what I need to know to get moving.

I think what it does is give me, for about five seconds about three nights out of four, the illusion of having real dogs, you know, the kind that think food is terrific, the kind you can clicker-train because they respond to treats.

As I understand it you don't have to use food to clicker-train; it's a lot easier if you have a food-motivated dog, but you can click and praise or pet or give a toy, too. But everything's easier if they care about treats.

************* I'm under the impression that they have to respond reliably to *something*, and they don't. They respond best to praise, and in that case, I'm sorry, but what's the point of the clicker?

Oh yes, and Pegasus the Cow has just taken another dive into the ravine

Bad Pegasus! BEHAVE!


************** Sigh. Thank you . . .


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Heavens. Good luck to your mum, who is obviously a fighter.
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Not always, I think. I've scratched my head over ingredient lists that say 'cranberries'.
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Yes, a dog is for life, not just for Christmas, as the bumper sticker says. Sigh.

Yes, I SHOULD have posted a fresh-fruit pie in July, but somehow they're too, uh, *sunny* for the mood I was in.
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Oh dear! Snork! My job feels like it's mostly going round in a washing machine too right now!
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Gods I hope so. It's just . . . it will take really COMMITTED effort to reclaim him. He's reclaimable . . . but it won't be easy.
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Robin wrote on Fri, 24 July 2009 20:46

Eeep. Is *that* a Freudian slip. I meant mad as in crazy (I've now edited the entry to 'nuts') but the truth is . . . I AM mad as in angry. I'm very angry. [mmph] That's me putting a sock in it, before I say something I'll regret. :(


Hehe. I figure you have the right to be angry. And nuts.

But yeah, I totally get biting your tongue. Mine has some teeth marks, too. :)


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Sigh. Whimper. Think of the DOG, you know? It's the dog's LIFE.
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Robin wrote on Fri, 24 July 2009 21:58

Sigh. Whimper. Think of the DOG, you know? It's the dog's LIFE.


Oh, yes, I know. I have nightmares about being neglectful to animals. (Bizarrely, the last lot were lambs and piglets, which I've never had much to do with. And I was keeping them in DRAWERS!)

More candles for your friends. I've just heard that Diana Wynne Jones has lung cancer and I'm deeply saddened.
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Robin wrote on Fri, 24 July 2009 19:52


************* I'm under the impression that they have to respond reliably to *something*, and they don't. They respond best to praise, and in that case, I'm sorry, but what's the point of the clicker?


Yes . . . I don't clicker-train; it needs a lot of hands, and it's another thing you have to wean the dog from when you go into competition. But people use the clicker as a marker for the dog, like they would use YES! or GOOD JOB!, and I guess it's easier for them to time the click to the behavior than to time the praise word.

It's tough with dogs like sighthounds (and sighthound descendants, ha!) to get that consistent reliable response because they don't pay attention to you-only-you, they have the whole world to notice too. I have never succeeded in being the most interesting thing around to my dog. Have I told this story? When I was training Zinka, we were in a building separated from a county road by a parking lot. On the other side of the road was another parking lot, and then a small office building with a big window that fronted on the street. Zinka would get distracted by watching the people in the office building move around in front of the window. And I was the one who had the food.



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Ithilien wrote on Sat, 25 July 2009 01:20

Robin wrote on Fri, 24 July 2009 21:58

Sigh. Whimper. Think of the DOG, you know? It's the dog's LIFE.


Oh, yes, I know. I have nightmares about being neglectful to animals. (Bizarrely, the last lot were lambs and piglets, which I've never had much to do with. And I was keeping them in DRAWERS!)



I have the same sorts of dreams! But mostly about ferrets. I look away for a second, and like that, one is missing. YEEP! Jeff has nightmares about Kippy getting out of the house. (She's declawed -- not my decision, sniff! -- and wouldn't be able to protect herself.)

Some people have nightmares about their kids getting into trouble. I have nightmares about my pets. :P


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Ithilien wrote on Sat, 25 July 2009 07:20



More candles for your friends. I've just heard that Diana Wynne Jones has lung cancer and I'm deeply saddened.


Yes - I heard that too, and am worried and saddened; the only news about it I've seen is the fact itself - do you know more?


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
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LOL!! With reference to a response I made in another thread just now, Danes and sighthounds DEFINITELY share some genes.

Yes, that's it for me with clicker training too--I am a Bad Careless Owner and my guys tend to get trained TOGETHER and I've only GOT two hands, one per hellhound. But I do have a VOICE. (Also with reference to other threads, perhaps I should say I do have a YELL. :)) And I can say GOOD BOY *really fast.* --IF they actually DID respond like, ahem, NORMAL dogs, I might think again. As it is . . . all I want them for is company. They only need to be trained enough to be pleasant to have around. (Although I haven't QUITE given up on the Spanish Walk now that Chaos will *finally* lift his feet to have his harness put on.)
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It's the Small Dependent Creatures thing. Yes. I know. I never had children so I DON'T know, but I've talked to enough mums--of course it's different but it's also the SAME. If it's dependent on you, you have nightmares. . . .
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L.R.K. wrote on Sat, 25 July 2009 08:04

Ithilien wrote on Sat, 25 July 2009 07:20



More candles for your friends. I've just heard that Diana Wynne Jones has lung cancer and I'm deeply saddened.


Yes - I heard that too, and am worried and saddened; the only news about it I've seen is the fact itself - do you know more?



Neil Gaiman reported on his blog yesterday that she'd been in surgery (although he didn't say that it was for the cancer, her fansite says that she's also had back problems). No news otherwise.
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Piglets and lambs in the dresser -- Wink

My recurring (but thankfully fairly rare) pet nightmares are of animals that I actually have had. Canaries neglected with no food and water, aquaria breaking and fish all over the floor. Fortunately dreams are all they are. Though I actually have neglected several PLANTS to death.

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Boy, is that familiar. Newborn baby bunnies all over the bottom of the cage.....a familiar enough occurrence, even when--somehow--it wasn't simply because I hadn't prepped the nesting box on time. Innumerable dreams along those lines, even now that I no longer have rabbits. And lambing problems, and I'm not there.....yeah. There's a lot of material for dreams about messing up when you've been responsible for helpless dependents since you were about seven--and responsibility is very much a learning process......

[Updated on: Sat, 25 July 2009 22:28]


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Robin wrote on Fri, 24 July 2009 19:52


************* I'm under the impression that they have to respond reliably to *something*, and they don't. They respond best to praise, and in that case, I'm sorry, but what's the point of the clicker?

Communication! Clickers cut through all that "blah blah blah Rover blah blah" which is what most dogs hear. (with thanks to that great dog cartoon Smile )

Diane in MN wrote on Sat, 25 July 2009 07:28


Yes . . . I don't clicker-train; it needs a lot of hands,
Yes! I said this when I started riding horses, bell ringing and driving, but now I do them (mostly!)on auto pilot - even uncoordinated me LOL I find persistence works amazingly well, and I AM a determined so and so! (Ask Robin lol)
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...and it's another thing you have to wean the dog from when you go into competition.
The clicker is amazing for teaching new behaviours, and for improving lapsed or high quality behaviours, and can be dispensed with once behaviours are learned or are at a sufficient standard. I transfer the sound to a "zzzzip!" and use that in the ring (when we won Best of Breed at Crufts with Elsa, and a few years before when we won Best Bitch in Breed at Crufts with Daisy. Daisy wouldn't show, and we only made her up to Champion by using clicker training to bark and bounce on command Smile )
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...But people use the clicker as a marker for the dog, like they would use YES! or GOOD JOB!, and I guess it's easier for them to time the click to the behavior than to time the praise word.
Nooooo! It's actually harder because the clicker is SO specific that you have to be accurate; with praise, even single words, they last much longer than a click, so the dog has to work out what you were praising - the greater the praise the woolier the effect if you are asking the dog to work out what it was doing. Praise will get you big gross behaviours, but for fine tuning clickers will do it every time.
It is also possible to choose which fine tuned behaviours you want and put them together, in any combination, and to change behaviours to smaller, bigger, off a different cue...
and for me the biggest bonus is that training is a game and that we are partners and my dogs think for themselves, but use that skill to try and please me - I trained dogs before clicker training but I never knew the exhilaration and partnership that I have now due to clicker training Smile

And Robin will tell you that Mike couldn't have ignored me MORE when we first met, and is not AT ALL motivated by food, but I'm betting that by controlling the environment initially and then gradually increasing the level of distraction I would be able to train him with clickers.
With my bullies I have found the secret of training "untrainable" breeds is to be motivating, to prevent other motivations/bad habits developing, and to get in there early! b_twin_1 and I have been agreeing on this - weeks 4 to 8 are THE most important. I start training and playing with my puppies from birth and by 8 weeks they don't know that they're untrainable.
Mwahaha!


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Robin wrote on Fri, 24 July 2009 20:59

Gods I hope so. It's just . . . it will take really COMMITTED effort to reclaim him. He's reclaimable . . . but it won't be easy.


He is still young. And he has good genes, from what you said about finding him. And the right person will be the one who will see what a fine dog he's going to be when that committed effort has been made.
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This is all fascinating. Thank you! :) In my next life I will be a DOG TRAINER . . . so long as I can find YOU again in my next life and you're STILL a dog trainer! :)

I guess the answer is that I've never tried for anything beyond 'gross' behaviours (snork!). The last time I seriously tried to train a dog was before clickers were if not invented at least before the hoi polloi had heard of them. My hellhounds are, as I keep saying, ONLY companions and ONLY have the training they need to be nice ones. Although since after about a YEAR Chaos has finally figured out how to raise his front feet sequentially to have his harness put on (Darkness learnt so long ago he's BORED with the whole thing) I'm having fantasies of the Spanish Walk again. BUT what you say about exactness is VERY interesting because I'm sure this is some of Chaos' problem. Darkness just *caught on* but Chaos has obviously had a very hard time figuring out exactly WHAT gets him praised. I know this sounds like a doting idiot owner but it's just NOT that he's stupid! He is way too bright about stuff that concerns him! Like the way he leaps to his feet looking for action as soon as he hears Windows closing down! LOL!
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Ok It's on my "to do" list - teach Chaos via clicker training - how about yes and no? We could ask him questions - "do you like Diana Wynne Jones?" Chaos nods.
"Do you like [author name deleted by Pollyanna]?" Chaos shakes his head.

and there are "better" questions... but I'm sure you can think of them Very Happy


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southdowner wrote on Sun, 26 July 2009 06:43


Nooooo! It's actually harder because the clicker is SO specific that you have to be accurate; with praise, even single words, they last much longer than a click, so the dog has to work out what you were praising - the greater the praise the woolier the effect if you are asking the dog to work out what it was doing. Praise will get you big gross behaviours, but for fine tuning clickers will do it every time. ... and for me the biggest bonus is that training is a game and that we are partners and my dogs think for themselves, but use that skill to try and please me - I trained dogs before clicker training but I never knew the exhilaration and partnership that I have now due to clicker training Smile


This is very interesting and does make sense. Although those of us who qualify for the Klutz Klub might have problems with the specificity aspect. Smile Thanks for the correction!

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With my bullies I have found the secret of training "untrainable" breeds is to be motivating, to prevent other motivations/bad habits developing, and to get in there early! b_twin_1 and I have been agreeing on this - weeks 4 to 8 are THE most important. I start training and playing with my puppies from birth and by 8 weeks they don't know that they're untrainable.
Mwahaha!


I'm glad you put "untrainable" in quotes because I don't think there are any "untrainable" breeds--it's just that some require different approaches. Dead right about the puppies--they start learning how to learn from the get-go, and it's so much harder for them and their eventual owners if they don't have that foundation.



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You're on. :) But we have to train Darkness too--in the first place he's EASIER and in the second place he'd be jealous!
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