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Fire and Champagne [message #16974] Tue, 09 June 2009 19:26 Go to next message
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Fire and Champagne


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16975 is a reply to message #16974 ] Tue, 09 June 2009 19:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Peter is a Good Man.

Your dentist is clearly INSANE. And yeah, I'd start viewing the fish as triggers, too. *shudder* (Next year I'm going in to get my wisdom teeth removed. I will be curious to see if I get anything like a fish video for the ordeal. I suspect not.)


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16976 is a reply to message #16974 ] Tue, 09 June 2009 19:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Dentists..... *shudder*

I don't *think* my dentist has a fish video. I'm not making an appointment though just to find out....

And there is nothing wrong with Chardonnay. A good Chardonnay that is. Very Happy


[Updated on: Tue, 09 June 2009 20:09]


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16977 is a reply to message #16974 ] Tue, 09 June 2009 19:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Don’t worry, says Peter. I know the limits of this relationship.

Haha! No wonder you crossed continents to marry Smile

and great sympathies - my recent filling pales into insignificance but I do truly empathise (stocks up on G & B to send via hellmail)


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16978 is a reply to message #16974 ] Tue, 09 June 2009 20:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Peter is indeed a Good Man. I'm still slightly stunned at the electrocution part. I mean, you PAY this person to do these things to you?

Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16982 is a reply to message #16974 ] Tue, 09 June 2009 20:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Poppies! Aren't those poppies in the grass in the second lovely photo? We have nice wildflowers here, but no poppies, sigh.

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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16983 is a reply to message #16978 ] Tue, 09 June 2009 20:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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My dentist used a blowtorch.
I Am Not Kidding.


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16984 is a reply to message #16974 ] Tue, 09 June 2009 22:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I thought I had experienced the depths of dentist depravity but slicing off your gums? And cauterizing your flesh at the same time? Yuck, yuck, and yuck!!! Just the thought is going to give me nightmares. The complete failure of local anaesthetic on my system is why any major dental work requires them to put me out completely. I stiff upper lip it through the "minor" kinds like periodontal scaling.

On the other hand, we ALWAYS have champagne cold - my husband knows the limits of our relationship too!

Hope you feel better tomorrow!


Karen
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16987 is a reply to message #16974 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 01:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Ooh. Sending good thoughts and lighting candles for you and your gums.


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16989 is a reply to message #16975 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 02:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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jmeadows wrote on Tue, 09 June 2009 18:33

Peter is a Good Man.

Your dentist is clearly INSANE. And yeah, I'd start viewing the fish as triggers, too. *shudder* (Next year I'm going in to get my wisdom teeth removed. I will be curious to see if I get anything like a fish video for the ordeal. I suspect not.)


You want to be under general anesthesia for this, believe me. Waking up from it is not fun, but being awake while they get the little monsters out would be much worse.



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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16990 is a reply to message #16974 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 03:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Ouch ouch ouch! ::Flinches in sympathy:: The cautery procedure makes sense--aside from the blood, you wouldn't want stitches either--but still--! And who would guess that you need to ground yourself? This is education that no one needs to get.

You are a Good Woman to take the hellhounds out in spite of your ghastly dental experience. I hope you drank all the champagne. After all, Peter could drink the Chardonnay. (And nothing wrong with that, either--Chardonnay is fine by me.)

I gather that there is no real aquarium in this pain palace, just the video loop? Hmmm . . . don't they suppose that patients get just a tiny bit annoyed by the fourth or fifth repetition?

I hope you are feeling much better by the time you read this.



"The point of books is to have way too many but to always feel you never have enough . . . " Louise Erdrich
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16991 is a reply to message #16974 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 03:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That type of dental treatment is enough to put an aversion field around any dentist. At least he didn't use dog pictures to distract you.

On a more cheerful note I just had a quick look at the SFX vampire special and they've a nice two-page spread of your interview, listed in the contents as an unashamed plug for Sunshine which all the people in the office love!

They do mention about not demanding a sequel so hopefully there will just be more visitors to the blog (the web address is listed) and not more letters. (And a sudden surge in demand for the book in the UK)
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16992 is a reply to message #16974 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 08:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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And I was thinking, okay, they chose fish because of all those studies that say that staring at swimming fish is hypnotically soothing.

"They" are full of it. Smile They've ruined fish for you forever...

My own dentist's walls are covered in kids' crayon drawings, most of them relating to good dental hygiene (no doubt with some parental prompting.) My dentist, and his dad who used to be my dentist, and his sister who's the hygienist, are all VERY good with kids, so they get given all these "thank you for making my teeth clean" pictures and it's all very cute. But the best one is one that's been on the wall since I was a kid; it's a small pencil drawing of a stick-figure with a long dress, a pointy witch's hat, a frowny face and fangs. It's labeled "Ann," which is the name of the hygienist. And it's signed "by John, Age 43." I think she had it laminated...


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16993 is a reply to message #16974 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 11:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Yes, Peter is a good man--I, however, after all of that might have NEEDED a full bottle!
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16996 is a reply to message #16974 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 13:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I just try to avoid going to the dentist at all. Not that this has helped. Last time I went I had six (6!!) cavities. Before that, none. Ever. It did occur to me that he could have been fudging, but it had been three years since I'd been to the dentist, so I suppose I should count myself lucky I didn't need a mouth transplant. But still- GROUNDING you?!?!? That's pure torture. If I'd seen that coming I would have asked to be sedated. And then snuck out while his back was turned.
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16997 is a reply to message #16974 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 15:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ouch that stinks! i dislike dentists! and orthodontists for that matter! Razz
hope you are feeling better soon!


–But I put in a half bottle, continues Peter. They’re ridiculously expensive, but I thought you might, after all, need champagne.

what a good man!


ok im sorry but i was laughing really hard while reading this post! the way you narrated... lol sorry!

and i believe you like chocolate? Very Happy

*sends chocolate*
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16998 is a reply to message #16974 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 15:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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oh yea and great pictures!
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #16999 is a reply to message #16974 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 17:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hope you are feeling much better today. I know this was a really long, bad day for you but your descriptions really made me giggle. I'm continually stunned by Peter's sheer good sense - you picked a rare gem. I hope Chaos stays normal - well I mean intestinally healthy - and the bells are good to you!
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17004 is a reply to message #16975 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 19:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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They usually knock you out for wisdom teeth. Be *glad.* :(
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17005 is a reply to message #16978 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 19:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Sigh. Yes. Because no other dentist will TOUCH me and my crumbly, terrifying teeth. This is true. It's this joker or commuting to London.
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17006 is a reply to message #16983 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 19:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm not kidding either! That's what it is! A tiny electric blowtorch!
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17007 is a reply to message #16984 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 19:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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My gods. I would hope you always have champagne *cold.*
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17008 is a reply to message #16990 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 19:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You are in no condition to be annoyed! What you do think is OH MY GODS THAT'S THE THIRD/FOURTH/FIFTH TIME I'VE SEEN THAT FISH! **HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN THIS CHAIR??????**

(And I like Chardonnay fine. Just not when I NEED champagne. :))

[Updated on: Wed, 10 June 2009 19:27]

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Oh hurrah--it exists then. I wish they'd mention it on their site. Maybe tomorrow.
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I WANT to make all of you giggle. If I'm going to be tortured and traumatised let me at least get a good blog entry out of it!!!!

. . . And you're right about Chaos and 'normal'. I'll settle for normal digestion!!!! :)
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Robin wrote on Wed, 10 June 2009 19:23

I'm not kidding either! That's what it is! A tiny electric blowtorch!

Oh... like the ones they use in the kitchen to finish off meringues and stuff? *g*


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17016 is a reply to message #17004 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 19:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Robin wrote on Wed, 10 June 2009 19:21

They usually knock you out for wisdom teeth. Be *glad.* Sad

Err... not always..... only if they think the aforementioned wisdom teeth have troublesome roots. Mine didn't (lower) - so I only received local .... Now if my upper ones decided to descend (unlikely at my age) then we are talking hospital effort.... :S
But I AM glad that I haven't had to have that yet. It was the biggest dentistry proceedure I have had and I hope it stays that way!!


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17017 is a reply to message #17006 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 20:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Mine used the kind chefs use to make creme brulee.


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17018 is a reply to message #17016 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 20:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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b_twin_1 wrote on Wed, 10 June 2009 19:44

Robin wrote on Wed, 10 June 2009 19:21

They usually knock you out for wisdom teeth. Be *glad.* Sad

Err... not always..... only if they think the aforementioned wisdom teeth have troublesome roots.



Yeah, I was going to say, Jeff just had his out a month ago...and they didn't knock him out.

I expect to be awake for the whole thing. Neutral


Smooshes!
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jmeadows wrote on Wed, 10 June 2009 19:11

b_twin_1 wrote on Wed, 10 June 2009 19:44

Robin wrote on Wed, 10 June 2009 19:21

They usually knock you out for wisdom teeth. Be *glad.* Sad

Err... not always..... only if they think the aforementioned wisdom teeth have troublesome roots.



Yeah, I was going to say, Jeff just had his out a month ago...and they didn't knock him out.

I expect to be awake for the whole thing. Neutral


I was in my mid-30s when I finally had my wisdom teeth out - only the lower ones needed to come out. And yeah, no general anesthesia at all. There was no pain ... but the pressure and the oh-GOd-it's-CRUNCHING was pretty horrible. <shudder>
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17022 is a reply to message #17020 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 21:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh yes, the crunching sound. When I was much younger (and Novocaine actually worked on me) I had several teeth out (large teeth, small jaw) and that was one of the worst parts - the sound!

Now, of course, Novocaine doesn't work on me at all. Digression - why do dentists NOT believe that? The first time I went to the periodontist, I told him that local anaesthetics don't work on me. Oh, no problem, he says, we have great new stuff. Unnh huh, I say but eventually, I agree to give it a try. So he carefully uses a topical anaesthetic and gently (relatively speaking) injects the first shot. Not too bad. It works, a little, for about 5 minutes. Ow, I say. Oh, you need another shot, says the hygienist. This time, it is not quite so gentle - and it lasts three minutes. Rinse and repeat THREE more times, each time the shot itself getting more and more painful - who knew that the needle could actually feel like it was penetrating my brain - and a more and more grim determined look on my my periodontist's face. At which point I said, NO MORE NEEDLES. So then I came back three weeks later and they put me OUT to do the rest.

But champagne does cure most ills, including evil dentists!


Karen
Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17024 is a reply to message #17004 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 22:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Robin wrote on Wed, 10 June 2009 19:21

They usually knock you out for wisdom teeth. Be *glad.* Sad


Or, not so glad. One of my great fears is that one of my wisdom teeth (all firmly turned 90° and impacted against the tooth in front) will abscess and then I will have to have the dreaded conversation where the dentist tries to convince me to have a general and I tell them I would rather have them pull it out with a ratchet set than have general anesthesia. Phobias are funny things. Smile I feel certain if it happens that we can come to some sort of local anesthetic detente... but I'm hoping it never happens.


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17027 is a reply to message #17024 ] Wed, 10 June 2009 22:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Ever since the "bad dentist" who didn't tell me he was going to knock me out for the removal of a wisdom tooth ... I've been lucky to have a great dentist. A woman dentist who stops when she sees you're in pain. Who knows who you are ... who lets you know that she is a real human being and treats you as a friend.

She also has good thought provoking art on the walls and nothing corny like fish on the ceiling ...

Although I've forgotten context, my favorite ceiling had a poster ... "When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."


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Re: Fire and Champagne [message #17045 is a reply to message #17022 ] Thu, 11 June 2009 12:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Dentistry! Aaackkk! I have the opposite problem with local anasthesia-though the needles do feel like icepicks on the way in (I try not to look too closely at the dental instruments, but last time I couldn't help myself, and only the panoply of hardware stuffed into my mouth like very thorny flower stems into a very cramped and uncomfortable vase kept me from an unseemly outburst to the effect of " Holy *#$@! what gauge is that?! How can you be allowed to jam a needle the size of a garden hose into my face?!" ). I do get numb, which is nice, but afterwards it takes forever to wear off. It turns out that I'm sensitive to the epenephrine that they spike the anasthetic with to make it long lasting. Last time I had a couple of fillings, half my face was completely numb for more than seven hours which really stunk because I had to give a lecture on Mycenaean Greece that afternoon and not only did I look like I'd had a stroke, but I kept biting my tongue. My poor students were torn between sympathy and hilarity the whole time.

So for all fellow sufferers, (especially Robin, who had to submit to the indignity of fish videos as well as gouging, burning, and slicing) I send you virtual, calorie-and-dental-decay-free chocolate and adult beverages (I tend to skip the wine and go straight for the vodka in these situations-of course it's good for me-it's antiseptic!) to cure what ails you.
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I suppose you wouldn't like this game? You could try imagining it's your dentist at your mercy...

Very Happy


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No, not always. Usually.
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I DIDN'T LOOK.
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Hmm. Well, I'd better not tell you my wisdom-teeth-extraction story then . . . (of course there's a story . . . )

I'm surprised at how many of you are signing on saying you were NOT knocked out for wisdom teeth pulling. Everybody I seemed to know had been, when I was next in the queue.
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I don't actually *want* my dentist to treat me as a friend. As a human being is *quite* sufficient. And we do seem to have come to some parity since I found out he has HORSES.
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