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| Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14638] |
Fri, 10 April 2009 19:17  |
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Black Bear Messages: 3239 Registered: September 2008 Location: Indianapolis, IN USA |
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Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles. Oh my.
"The time is always right to do what's right."--MLK Jr.
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14651 is a reply to message #14638 ] |
Fri, 10 April 2009 20:21   |
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Hurrah interview! I'm glad to hear it went well!
Tile now, too? Goodness. It never ends.
Smooshes!
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14656 is a reply to message #14649 ] |
Fri, 10 April 2009 22:24   |
kfoster2047 Messages: 138 Registered: January 2009 Location: Charlotte, NC |
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Arrgh - that would drive me insane. I admit that I am somewhat (OK, maybe a lot) OCD about stuff like that but it drives me crazy when things that are supposed to line up do not. If you have different size tiles, there are many alternatives rather than destroying the tile in an attempt to force something that doesn't fit into place.
When we were laying bathroom tile in our master bathroom we wanted a small inset design. We ripped it out three times! I was literally on my knees pulling up tiles and then patiently laying them back out for the tile installer who merrily installed them wrong AGAIN - just to make them line up with the nice whole tiles around them. (And we won't even talk about the two complete layers of tile in the shower when the first layer didn't drain!)
Karen
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14662 is a reply to message #14661 ] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 01:10   |
b_twin_1 Messages: 2620 Registered: September 2008 Location: Victoria, Australia |
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| Diane in MN wrote on Sat, 11 April 2009 01:05 |
| b_twin_1 wrote on Fri, 10 April 2009 19:06 |
Here's a fun story. I picked out some lovely vanilla creamy tiles for my bathroom. And some very nice border tiles with a rambling rose on it. The day when I went to see them being installed I noticed that some of the border tiles had been *cut* (and not for the corners etc). I said.."???" And was told (rather grumpily in fact, but then again he WAS Grumpy) that since the border tiles were 5mm longer than the wall tiles they had to be cut, otherwise (like bricks) they wouldn't line up with the wall tiles. .......
I try not to scream every time I look at them. (Not helped by the fact the grout wasn't properly wiped off the textured border tiles.)
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And people charge you money for doing things like this! Aaarrrgh!!! And they do it everywhere! ::mutters sympathetic imprecations against idiot workmen::
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Yes! And I am still unsure as to whether his reasonings were reasonable at all. *sigh*
I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel ~ Blackadder
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14663 is a reply to message #14638 ] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 01:36   |
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Diane in MN Messages: 2756 Registered: October 2008 Location: Twin Cities, MN, USA |
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And have you ever noticed the way stuff in catalogues (and on line) which is trying to look like other stuff but cheaper, mainly looks cheaper when you see it in person??
Yup, and very depressing it is, too. Especially after some photographic genius has made those pictures look very very good.
And new light fixtures. Every time I look at the–I don’t even know what to call it–it’s a kind of plastic mother-of-pearl–in the master bedroom I want to kill something.
When we've built and had to get light fixtures, we got 50% off retail for most things at the lighting showroom used by the builder. Maybe your builder has a similar arrangement with a lighting store for additions/remodels; you could then look at replacing the tasteless horrors as part of the renovations. 
The terrier next door doesn’t realise what a precarious life he leads, every time I go into that bedroom while he’s performing his neighbourhood alert.
One can always hope that he will get used to your--and the hellhounds'--presence, but of course he is a terrier . . . apologies to southdowner's civilized Bullies, of course!
"The point of books is to have way too many but to always feel you never have enough . . . " Louise Erdrich
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14665 is a reply to message #14664 ] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 03:25   |
b_twin_1 Messages: 2620 Registered: September 2008 Location: Victoria, Australia |
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| Fake Frenchie wrote on Sat, 11 April 2009 02:35 | The work man SHOULD have adjusted the space between the tiles to catch up the 5mm. He should NOT have cut the border tiles without at least consulting you!
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Ahhh ... Well I have learnt something (for future projects). Thank you.
I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel ~ Blackadder
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14667 is a reply to message #14638 ] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 10:18   |
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Black Bear Messages: 3239 Registered: September 2008 Location: Indianapolis, IN USA |
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And then I potted up some nemesias in heavy twilight because they’d been waving their little fronds at me from their cardboard carton in the kitchen sink since yesterday,
I swear to god I thought this said "nemesis." Considering all the lovecraftian imagery you've been throwing around of late, I thought it not at all impossible that your nemesis might emerge from a sink drain waving menacing fronds....
[Updated on: Sat, 11 April 2009 17:44] "The time is always right to do what's right."--MLK Jr.
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14671 is a reply to message #14667 ] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 12:48   |
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| Black Bear wrote on Sat, 11 April 2009 10:18 | And then I potted up some nemesias in heavy twilight because they’d been waving their little fronds at me from their cardboard carton in the kitchen sink since yesterday,
I sweat to god I thought this said "nemesis." Considering all the lovecraftian imagery you've been throwing around of late, I thought it not at all impossible that your nemesis might emerge from a sink drain waving menacing fronds....
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Oh thank commas. I saw nemesis first, too.
I didn't want to be the only one.
Smooshes!
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14672 is a reply to message #14638 ] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 13:44   |
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AJLR Messages: 2582 Registered: September 2008 Location: England, UK |
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| Quote: | This interview appears to have produced no bruises. SFX is, she tells me, publishing a special vampire issue this June, and they want to feature SUNSHINE. Stay tuned.
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Wonderful! More power to their elbow, er...website! Perhaps one of these days the UK publishers will stop navel-gazing and realise what they (and so, we) are missing out on.
| Quote: | Who would do this to me? Who is it who has discovered this fiendish new way to drive me mad? Who . . . um. I suppose it’s possible I may have ordered all of them.
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I think you may have done this to yourself...possibly in an extended series of absent-minded moments? Any you can't find room for, just let me know and I'll come over. 
| Quote: | Nice lady = likes my work.
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Wow! Does this mean that all those here (the female ones, that is) are nice ladies too?
"Never let a computer know you're in a hurry."
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14690 is a reply to message #14672 ] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 19:22   |
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Robin Messages: 6024 Registered: September 2008 Location: England |
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| AJLR wrote on Sat, 11 April 2009 13:44 |
| Quote: | This interview appears to have produced no bruises. SFX is, she tells me, publishing a special vampire issue this June, and they want to feature SUNSHINE. Stay tuned.
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Wonderful! More power to their elbow, er...website! :) Perhaps one of these days the UK publishers will stop navel-gazing and realise what they (and so, we) are missing out on.
| Quote: | Who would do this to me? Who is it who has discovered this fiendish new way to drive me mad? Who . . . um. I suppose it’s possible I may have ordered all of them.
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I think you may have done this to yourself...possibly in an extended series of absent-minded moments? Any you can't find room for, just let me know and I'll come over. :d
| Quote: | Nice lady = likes my work.
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Wow! Does this mean that all those here (the female ones, that is) are nice ladies too? :)
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I've had a couple of further exchanges with the Nice Journalist Lady and I've decided She's Too Good to Be True. But please continue to stay tuned. :)
Do you get the Gardening Direct catalogues? Where they offer you great deals on things like 1,014 pansies? I love pansies. I can't cope with 1,014. Even of pansies. (We could have a Great Plant Exchange . . . one of these years I have to go investigate the WI weekly plant sales. I'd be glad to pot up and GIVE some of this stuff away, or some of what proliferates out of control in my garden, like some of my excellent day lilies. I hate WASTING them.)
Yes, I've been nervously contemplating that obvious extension of the Nice Lady label . . . :)
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14694 is a reply to message #14691 ] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 19:28   |
b_twin_1 Messages: 2620 Registered: September 2008 Location: Victoria, Australia |
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| southdowner wrote on Sat, 11 April 2009 19:25 |
| Robin wrote on Sun, 12 April 2009 00:13 | I have to keep reminding myself that bullies *are* terriers. I mean, I know they are, but when I think ARRRRRGH! TERRIERS! I think of those little savage things like Jack Russells and Borders and Norfolks. The perpetual-motion ones that bark/bite first and ask questions later. No, they don't ask questions at all.
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I have a small trimmed breed of terrier in line for adoption (yes, by me - sigh) and he is pure terrier... the bullies are a totally different bowl of fruit, less of a bantamweight fighter and more Buster Keaton meets Blackadder 
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Is it just the light or is there SUCKER written on your forehead? Poor southdowner!!
Our mini-foxy (I think they get called Rat Terriers?) is certainly very terrier-like. But he has calmed down a lot over the last 2 years of being on the farm and being able to chase mice/rats/rabbits whenever he wants. He has mellowed and actually comes when called. o.o
I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel ~ Blackadder
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14698 is a reply to message #14696 ] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 19:55   |
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| b_twin_1 wrote on Sun, 12 April 2009 00:35 |
| Robin wrote on Sat, 11 April 2009 19:32 | I have wondered how often the sheer mania of terriers is caused by the fact that they aren't given enough to DO. Two hours of walking a day means my hellhounds are crashed out most of the other twenty two, but they're (a) sprinters and (b) not naturally 'busy' dogs. How many of those manic terriers get two genuine hours of INPUT from their humans, you know? --I should think that having a farm to terrorise is EXACTLY the sort of thing a terrier WANTS. But most dogs are stuck in houses in towns.
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*nods*
Our little guy is very active (and then has 'down time' inside).
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I saw a terrier recently and the upshot was we got him rehomed as a working terrier - family got a totally different type of dog, everyone happy. Some breeds are still working dogs and pet life (2 pavement walks, then being left to their own devices) is just wrong for them IMO - collies, springers, many terriers ...ect ect
[Updated on: Sun, 12 April 2009 03:45] Someone says "pie" and we all go on alert, like meercats. "Pie? Where?" - Blackbear
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14710 is a reply to message #14690 ] |
Sun, 12 April 2009 10:24   |
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AJLR Messages: 2582 Registered: September 2008 Location: England, UK |
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| Robin wrote on Sun, 12 April 2009 00:22 | Do you get the Gardening Direct catalogues? Where they offer you great deals on things like 1,014 pansies? I love pansies. I can't cope with 1,014. Even of pansies. (We could have a Great Plant Exchange . . . one of these years I have to go investigate the WI weekly plant sales. I'd be glad to pot up and GIVE some of this stuff away, or some of what proliferates out of control in my garden, like some of my excellent day lilies. I hate WASTING them.
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Yes - and I know what you mean about the numbers. One gets a far better deal with the bigger packs, but...! In the main I prefer to grow from seed, partly because I like doing it, partly because I'm mean and it's cheaper that way. However, I'm eagerly awaiting my pack of five Cosmos Atrosanguinea at the moment. 
I like the idea of the Grand Plant Swap. 
"Never let a computer know you're in a hurry."
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14758 is a reply to message #14638 ] |
Mon, 13 April 2009 17:54   |
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i have to agree with susan,black bear on the sweated to god thing.lol
Bonnie Holmes the faster ahead I go, the more behind I get
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| Re: Lawnmowers, vampires and bathroom tiles [message #14784 is a reply to message #14765 ] |
Tue, 14 April 2009 02:45  |
b_twin_1 Messages: 2620 Registered: September 2008 Location: Victoria, Australia |
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| Robin wrote on Mon, 13 April 2009 19:05 | No, but I have a BLACKBIRD. Which I'm planning on blogging about some day soon. . . .
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Oh oh.... I suspect that will be a HORROR STORY then if your experience lines up with mine when it comes to blackbirds and their "rampage and pillage" tendencies.
I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel ~ Blackadder
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