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Sleep, short of, very [message #50398] Thu, 21 June 2012 20:18 Go to next message
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Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50400 is a reply to message #50398 ] Thu, 21 June 2012 21:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Haha, that is too funny! I literally spent two hours in college one time trying to get my printer to print a SINGLE envelope. I was even following the directions... turns out the directions were wrong. Of course they would be. Wink

This video, I do believe, is based off my own printer! It has me in stitches every time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM


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Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50401 is a reply to message #50398 ] Thu, 21 June 2012 23:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm sorry! I couldn't help laughing! Hayley was blushing so furiously, and the book was so old and beat up, and I could just *see* Kes standing there trying to figure out what the book was, while Hayley was on tenterhooks!

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I can’t see it clearly yet . . . hang on . . . yes . . . it’s something about a violinist. Something . . . something awful happens to a violinist.


Oh, dear. If I look very contrite, will you at least let the violin escape unscathed?


"Purity of heart is to will one thing." Kirkegaard
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50402 is a reply to message #50401 ] Thu, 21 June 2012 23:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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blondviolinist wrote on Thu, 21 June 2012 23:30


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I can’t see it clearly yet . . . hang on . . . yes . . . it’s something about a violinist. Something . . . something awful happens to a violinist.


Oh, dear. If I look very contrite, will you at least let the violin escape unscathed?

HAHA
The violinist may escape. You expect them to be unscathed?? Where's the fun in that? SNORK


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Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50403 is a reply to message #50398 ] Thu, 21 June 2012 23:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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::reads Kes 20:: ::reaches end of excerpt:: ::dies laughing::

‘dies laughing’?‡‡ You churl. Wait . . . wait . . . a new storyline is just coming into view. I can’t see it clearly yet . . . hang on . . . yes . . . it’s something about a violinist. Something . . . something awful happens to a violinist.




Those violinists, such troublemakers.....hee, hee, hee.....isn't it nice that Cathy is a violist, so we violists are probably a bit safer! Smile
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50404 is a reply to message #50402 ] Thu, 21 June 2012 23:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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b_twin_1 wrote on Thu, 21 June 2012 20:49

blondviolinist wrote on Thu, 21 June 2012 23:30


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I can’t see it clearly yet . . . hang on . . . yes . . . it’s something about a violinist. Something . . . something awful happens to a violinist.


Oh, dear. If I look very contrite, will you at least let the violin escape unscathed?

HAHA
The violinist may escape. You expect them to be unscathed?? Where's the fun in that? SNORK

No, no, please save the instrument at any cost! I shudder to think of it suffering for its player's doings.

SAVE THE VIOLIN!
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50405 is a reply to message #50402 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 00:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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b_twin_1 wrote on Thu, 21 June 2012 23:49


HAHA
The violinist may escape. You expect them to be unscathed?? Where's the fun in that? SNORK

I said nothing about the violinist escaping at all! My plea was merely for the instrument!


"Purity of heart is to will one thing." Kirkegaard
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50406 is a reply to message #50398 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 01:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I cast my mind back, and I think I’ve always hated my printers, which live** to find reasons to refuse to print

I have NO COMPLAINTS about my printer (and I hope it somehow gets this message and appreciates the sentiment), but when I think of various printers of the past, I entirely uinderstand and agree with this sentiment. Anyone old enough to remember the daisy-wheel printer will recall that they ALWAYS sounded broken, even when they worked, this making it impossible to know whether they were broken or not when print failed to emerge. In my professional life, I have had experience of printers that required four hours of work by a field engineer to clear a paper jam (and the printer I'm thinking of rather liked paper jams). It's really too bad that we can't get around these problems by leaving out a saucer of milk (or maybe strong spirits) for a brownie. Smile



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Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50407 is a reply to message #50398 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 03:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Printers are often such divas, aren't they. There was one at work that hated to use paper that had been left in it for more than a couple of hours if it had been raining outside at all. Apparently the damp raised any exposed paper surfaces slightly, just enough to allow the printer to flounce and then jam. So we had to leave the paper for that machine in its packet and in the driest spot we could find, then just load it in as and when needed. I swear the printer used to snigger at us every time. Smile


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Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50408 is a reply to message #50407 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 04:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Cambria wrote

This video, I do believe, is based off my own printer! It has me in stitches every time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM



Okay, that's probably the funniest thing I've seen in... well, in a good long while. And certainly has a 'funny because it's true' quality to it. Let the rampant sharing elsewhere begin!

AJLR wrote

Printers are often such divas, aren't they. There was one at work that hated to use paper that had been left in it for more than a couple of hours if it had been raining outside at all. Apparently the damp raised any exposed paper surfaces slightly, just enough to allow the printer to flounce and then jam. So we had to leave the paper for that machine in its packet and in the driest spot we could find, then just load it in as and when needed. I swear the printer used to snigger at us every time. Smile



I would love to read a transcript of how you finally diagnosed that! And seeing as you're in England, that meant you could print, what, two weeks at the end of October, right? Maybe once in February?
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50409 is a reply to message #50408 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 06:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Katsheare wrote on Fri, 22 June 2012 09:52

I would love to read a transcript of how you finally diagnosed that! And seeing as you're in England, that meant you could print, what, two weeks at the end of October, right? Maybe once in February?


The process we went through could be classified as experiential learning. Smile

BTW, for anyone who wants a bit of Robin's back history with printers (and software generally) I think her description of a previous run-in, here*, with her computer and printer, is one of the funniest things I've read. But then I'm warped and scarred by having used computers for 30 years.


*Tracked down among the blog entries by searching in the category named 'Violent'. Smile


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Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50413 is a reply to message #50408 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 10:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Katsheare wrote on Fri, 22 June 2012 03:52

Cambria wrote

This video, I do believe, is based off my own printer! It has me in stitches every time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM



Okay, that's probably the funniest thing I've seen in... well, in a good long while. And certainly has a 'funny because it's true' quality to it. Let the rampant sharing elsewhere begin!




Haha, I know, right?? I was in stitches when I saw that....


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Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50415 is a reply to message #50405 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 15:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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blondviolinist wrote on Thu, 21 June 2012 21:05

b_twin_1 wrote on Thu, 21 June 2012 23:49


HAHA
The violinist may escape. You expect them to be unscathed?? Where's the fun in that? SNORK

I said nothing about the violinist escaping at all! My plea was merely for the instrument!

I'd also put in a plea for the bow... Smile

(also glad the violists are (more likely to be) safe)
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50416 is a reply to message #50398 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 16:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh, heavens, technology can be a pain. Hope your printer gets sorted out soon.
Have you seen the Eddie Izzard sketch about computers/printers? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk You might want to skip to about three minutes in...
Also this: http://web.archive.org/web/20040212164016/http://dbhs.wvusd. k12.ca.us/Humor/Murphys-Tech-Laws.html
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50417 is a reply to message #50403 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 18:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Bratsche wrote on Thu, 21 June 2012 23:54



Those violinists, such troublemakers.....hee, hee, hee.....isn't it nice that Cathy is a violist, so we violists are probably a bit safer! Smile


ROFLLLLL Bratsche--if anything it makes us LESS safe! Smile


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Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50418 is a reply to message #50398 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 19:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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LOL

Well, having MET Robin's printer, and fallen foul of some of its little 'quirks', I can definitely vouch for the fact that it is, in fact, possessed by demons, and likes to live dangerously! (I seem to recall offering to teach it to fly on at least one occasion....)

I hope the little ratbag has decided to behave itself now, Robin?
(if not, I think I can find a sledgehammer for you to borrow? Or I could follow through on that offer of flying lessons if you like?)
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50419 is a reply to message #50417 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 20:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Black Bear wrote on Fri, 22 June 2012 15:15

Bratsche wrote on Thu, 21 June 2012 23:54



Those violinists, such troublemakers.....hee, hee, hee.....isn't it nice that Cathy is a violist, so we violists are probably a bit safer! Smile


ROFLLLLL Bratsche--if anything it makes us LESS safe! Smile

Perhaps you can be deflected towards... um... the cellists? the bassists? woodwinds and brass and percussion of various persuasions? (not the banjo or accordion, though, they've got enough problems Razz)
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50420 is a reply to message #50417 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 20:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Black Bear wrote on Fri, 22 June 2012 15:15

Bratsche wrote on Thu, 21 June 2012 23:54



Those violinists, such troublemakers.....hee, hee, hee.....isn't it nice that Cathy is a violist, so we violists are probably a bit safer! Smile


ROFLLLLL Bratsche--if anything it makes us LESS safe! Smile

Hence the *probably*! Smile And at least if there are "interesting" occurences involving a viola (or violist), I'll know there was a violist in the vicinity of the story creation. For example, I'd always rather hear bad viola jokes from another violist than hearing the same worn-out jokes presented as new&funny from a non-violist! So, maybe Kes viola mayhem would count the same way.

Get the violinist!
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50421 is a reply to message #50398 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 22:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Am I the only one who's reminded of Mr Jingle? Smile

As for printers - I submit for consideration the braille printer I had at work (when I was working for a local branch of the Swedish association for the visually disabled). When it was out of paper it kept repeating "OUT. OF. PAPER" - pause - "OUT. OF. PAPER" And the first time I hadn't even been "introduced" to it (I'd been on sick-leave - long story) so I didn't even know how it worked (it turned out later that, having no idea that there was a lever to loosen the paper - slot? - I'd somehow managed to feed it paper in a way that wasn't supposed to work... ), and I had no idea where the paper was either. And it kept on and on with its eternal "OUT. OF. PAPER" And frantically searching I said, testily, to it: "All right, all right, I'm looking for it, you stupid machine!" - I even desperately run to it to see if there was a "Shut up"-button. Alas, there was not.

Also, was the thing noisy? If having to take the phone while it was working, I had to hold my hand to my ear to be able to make out anything of what was being said to me... Thankfully we soon got a hood for it - thereby, no doubt, saving my sanity...


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50425 is a reply to message #50420 ] Fri, 22 June 2012 23:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Bratsche wrote on Fri, 22 June 2012 20:34

Get the violinist!

::giggles:: ::runs away::


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Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50427 is a reply to message #50420 ] Sat, 23 June 2012 00:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Bratsche wrote on Fri, 22 June 2012 17:34

For example, I'd always rather hear bad viola jokes from another violist than hearing the same worn-out jokes presented as new&funny from a non-violist!![/color][/size]


A couple years ago, the (then new) Northern California Viola Society had ViolaMania, which, among other things, involved tellings of many viola jokes. Very funny.

Another thing it involved was an attempt at a world record number of violists playing the Telemann (the orchestra part was rearranged for a chamber group of violists, and the solo part was played by anybody who cared to bring a viola to the event). Unfortunately, they had so many more violists come that they forgot to count us all... but we're pretty sure it was world record breaking - something on the order of 150 violists - apparently someone in New Zealand (I think they said) did something similar and had fewer (though I forget how many the "fewer" was).

(There will be another ViolaMania this October, I think (it unfortunately doesn't coincide with my planned familial visit) - I can get people info if they want it. I don't think it's going to involve a group play like that, though it might - I haven't paid attention to the details since I won't be around.)
Re: Sleep, short of, very [message #50430 is a reply to message #50398 ] Sat, 23 June 2012 03:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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On the opposite end of the demonic printers scale, I had some friends in college who were trying to play a prank on me. I'm generally not a fan of girly things, and so they decided that for my birthday they would print up a bright pink Barbie card from a greeting card program that one of them had. They put everything together, got it ready, and... the printer started spewing out pages of mad symbols ($!#^#%&#%#@$%@$@$^$ and so on); I don't even know if they'd told it to print yet. They rushed over and turned the printer off. It TURNED ITSELF BACK ON and continued printing the mad symbols. They turned it off again. Same thing. So they deleted the card and made another one with a similar picture. When they told it to print, it did the SAME THING. Finally they had to print me a non-Barbie card (which worked fine). I still laugh whenever I think about the printer that was possessed by Barbie!


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danceswithpahis wrote on Sat, 23 June 2012 00:16

I still laugh whenever I think about the printer that was possessed by Barbie!

Or was it just absolutely terrified of Barbie??
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Bratsche wrote on Sat, 23 June 2012 17:03

danceswithpahis wrote on Sat, 23 June 2012 00:16

I still laugh whenever I think about the printer that was possessed by Barbie!

Or was it just absolutely terrified of Barbie??


Or allergic. Gave it fits.


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
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