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Winter


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Re: Winter [message #6810 is a reply to message #6809 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 18:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I personally think it's an ice age coming in.


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Re: Winter [message #6811 is a reply to message #6809 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 19:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I agree. Someone should do something about this cold weather. It was 22 degrees here this morning. It got up to 46, but it's only 7pm now and we're already down to 38...

*turns the heater up just a little more*

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^ Except socks. Socks are an anarchy zone with a lot of dogs for some reason.


On the feet, or socks that happen to escape the laundry basket? *fretting for poor socks*

[Updated on: Wed, 03 December 2008 19:03]


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Re: Winter [message #6813 is a reply to message #6809 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 19:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Well... sorry to hear it has got a touch chilly over there. Will it cheer you up to know it is 76F here at the moment?

Oh, and my pelargoniums can survive 26F so maybe yours will too? **fingers crossed** (It would free up the space... **cough**)

My roses all have wool beds so the *odd* occasion when it sinks to below 0C (30F) then they are all snuggly warm. I'd send you some but .... darned quarantine!!


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Re: Winter [message #6815 is a reply to message #6813 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 19:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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It might be warm in Shepparton, but I've been wearing my coat all week further down south in Melbourne. Even my heavy winter coat...on the first day of summer! All wrong. It is a little warmer today but from the way the ants are scurrying around, I think we're getting another storm soon.

Tipsy Imperial Concubine is a fabulous name for a flower. But I was expecting it to be more red and yellow and pink and blowsy looking : ). Still, the real one is pretty too.


Re: Winter [message #6816 is a reply to message #6809 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 20:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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There are flowers that smell like chocolate? Mmmm!

This reminds me of my parents' grapefruit tree, a huge thing that they'd have to haul indoors every winter and outdoors every Spring. It never bore fruit, but it got HUGE!


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Re: Winter [message #6818 is a reply to message #6815 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 20:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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bookgal71 wrote on Wed, 03 December 2008 19:59

It might be warm in Shepparton, but I've been wearing my coat all week further down south in Melbourne. Even my heavy winter coat...on the first day of summer! All wrong. It is a little warmer today but from the way the ants are scurrying around, I think we're getting another storm soon.

Tipsy Imperial Concubine is a fabulous name for a flower. But I was expecting it to be more red and yellow and pink and blowsy looking : ). Still, the real one is pretty too.






LOL it is supposed to get to 25 today in Melb! (And if you are really lucky it will be 28 tomorrow ... with showers...)


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Re: Winter [message #6820 is a reply to message #6809 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 20:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Tipsy Imperial Concubine is a lovely thing and much more delicate than I would have expected from the name.

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§ with optional Bandar-log. The presence of Bandar-log would explain certain strange noises in the middle of the night, and more muddy footprints, surely, than even two hellhounds can be responsible for. I wipe their feet! I do!


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Re: Winter [message #6825 is a reply to message #6809 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 21:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Well yesterday it was rumoured it got to 30 dec C and today it is 28 deg C

Thats 82 F
Re: Winter [message #6833 is a reply to message #6811 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 21:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Favourite is socks waiting to be put ON feet so feet can TAKE THEM FOR A WALK! Can we say YO, DUMBHEADS, YOU WANNA GO OUT, GIVE ME MY **SOCKS**?!? The other thing they can't resist doing is rushing up to me as I stoop over to tie my shoes and raising their heads VIOLENTLY into my face, WHOMP!!!! OWWW!!! Hellhounds have thick skulls. They seem to think this is AFFECTIONATE! Tails wag! Re-WHOMP! Tongues lick! Bleaaaaugh!!! --I usually end up taking my socks and shoes to some OTHER side of a puppy gate. Which is why the--ahem!--puppy gates are still up.
Re: Winter [message #6837 is a reply to message #6833 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 22:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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It may be of some comfort to know that what's poisonous to dogs (and cats) in chocolate is a compound called theobromine (which is at the molecular level very similar to caffeine, with obvious consequences). I don't know about the fragrance of chocolate cosmos, but the Wikipedia article says they have a vanillin fragrance, which is definitely not the same thing as theobromine. So if the hellhounds get to the cosmos that shouldn't be a problem, although I suppose there could be something else that would do bad things to them, and of course the poor flower would be a goner.
Re: Winter [message #6839 is a reply to message #6809 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 22:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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A church lady I know brings all the geraniums from the window boxes in for the winter ... where they bloom non-stop in a sunny window.

And then there was the woman in Montpelier (VT's state capital) who (during the last recession) decided to help the State save money on landscaping by sending all the geraniums which lined the walk up to the capitol to good homes for the winter.

A gas station in Bernardston which no longer used the south facing garage bays had a huge geranium which basked there, flowering beautifully all winter. It was at least 4 feet across, and three feet high.

Wishing you non-sequel best sellers which will bring in enough to finance the conservatory!


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Re: Winter [message #6844 is a reply to message #6809 ] Wed, 03 December 2008 23:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm with the WHERE IS SUMMER? group. I THINK we reached the high teens today. Yesterday was AWFUL. I had 3 layers on and was still shivering. I need to thin my carrots...and Iam trying desperately to NOT look at the online rose catalogues until I get the back garden looking vagely organised (that is the lupins and artichokes moved to the BACK, the bearded irises spread out a bit and the federation daisy on steroids cut back from the Eva rose which it is having an ongoing arguement with.) mind you there is something to be said about dientangling rose blooms from the depth of a lupin mound while being assulted by a purple bearded iris.
Re: Winter [message #6852 is a reply to message #6813 ] Thu, 04 December 2008 00:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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b_twin_1 wrote on Wed, 03 December 2008 18:32


My roses all have wool beds so the *odd* occasion when it sinks to below 0C (30F) then they are all snuggly warm. I'd send you some but .... darned quarantine!!


They quarantine WOOL? For how long? ::shakes head in confusion::



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Robin wrote on Wed, 03 December 2008 20:35

Favourite is socks waiting to be put ON feet so feet can TAKE THEM FOR A WALK! Can we say YO, DUMBHEADS, YOU WANNA GO OUT, GIVE ME MY **SOCKS**?!? The other thing they can't resist doing is rushing up to me as I stoop over to tie my shoes and raising their heads VIOLENTLY into my face, WHOMP!!!! OWWW!!! Hellhounds have thick skulls. They seem to think this is AFFECTIONATE! Tails wag! Re-WHOMP! Tongues lick! Bleaaaaugh!!! --I usually end up taking my socks and shoes to some OTHER side of a puppy gate. Which is why the--ahem!--puppy gates are still up.


Mine don't steal the socks, they wait until I have them ready to put on and then go for the toes. Hard to put socks on over slimed feet. Then they move into face-licking mode. This routine is productive of much tail-wagging and body-wiggling and when done by a 34" bitch is entirely disruptive. I frequently get dressed in the closet.



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Re: Winter [message #6854 is a reply to message #6809 ] Thu, 04 December 2008 01:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Almost snowed here today. You can smell it in the air. First big snowfall of the season, any day now.

I was going to chastise all you downunder-ers for complaining about your weather but then I remembered my Uggs. I can't live without them in the winter. So I'll be good.

A neighbor just gave me a huge cactus that has to be inside for the winter--well, it's really an indoor plant period. I don't know what it is but will look it up.

Mesquite has fallen asleep across my legs and his whiskers are tickling me and he's having a ferocious dog dream--it's so cute (he just snarled) I could bite him. Oh I love dogs.


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Re: Winter [message #6859 is a reply to message #6809 ] Thu, 04 December 2008 01:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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We had a surprise snowfall last night--instead of a few snow showers, we got about five inches. It wasn't too much trouble to deal with--very dry and powdery--and very pretty, and will probably result in our temps being VERY cold tonight because of the albedo. (I like this word but would not have thought of it on my own; the weather guy was talking about solar reflection and albedo this afternoon.) In fact we are in for a series of little Alberta clippers bringing us cold air from the Canadian prairies, and maybe a little more snow, so we won't forget it's December.

The dogs like the snow but they aren't used to cold weather yet; the puppy, of course, has no clue at all and unless he's distracted by having the Alpha Bitch out there, just focuses on his cold feet and tries to walk without putting them down. High temp today was about 20 F, with wind, and they didn't stay out long even in the sun.

I was just reading in some Sunday supp or other about how you can probably keep an olive tree going in England these days because our winters have got so much warmer . . .

But they probably didn't say what kind of olive tree, right? There is a Russian olive that grows HERE. Who would guess?



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As is frequently the case when northern Europe is blanketed with misery, we have had only hints of autumn. I mean, I have to wear a light jacket in the evenings and maybe a scarf around my neck, but it was 22 C yesterday and looks set to be around that for the next week. The palm trees that come in over the winter are still very much out on the balcony and all my snapdragons are flowering again, as is the bougainvillea. Some colder weathere here please. I have a collection of berets (to which I added a new one two months ago) which I have yet to put on once. And we need rain. Lots of it. We had one day of rain last week. But that is it.


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bookgal71 wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 11:59

It might be warm in Shepparton, ........




Do you live in Shepparton, B_Twin_1? I lived there for nearly 20 years!
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Susan in Melbourne wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 04:21

bookgal71 wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 11:59

It might be warm in Shepparton, ........




Do you live in Shepparton, B_Twin_1? I lived there for nearly 20 years!


I don't. Smile Although it is only an hour away. My nana was born there.


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Diane in MN wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 00:53

b_twin_1 wrote on Wed, 03 December 2008 18:32


My roses all have wool beds so the *odd* occasion when it sinks to below 0C (30F) then they are all snuggly warm. I'd send you some but .... darned quarantine!!


They quarantine WOOL? For how long? ::shakes head in confusion::



Raw wool would be quarantined - in case it had any pests or weeds in it.
Processed wool wouldn't have a problem. Smile


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My daughter loves the icy frozen puddles. Slippy, and slidey. fun if you're 3 1/2!

and on my (external) balcony at home is a geranium (pelagonium, whatever) that's been there since I got pregnant. OK, this is probably the coldest winter so far since then, but it's not come inside (it was left by the lady-who-lived-next-door, who thought I needed cheering up in the grey and grim autumn we had when I was pregnant, and it's been there ever since). It's not huge, but it's not dead either! And in the summer it gets beautiful red flowers (I love red geraniums. pelagoniums. whatever they are called now).


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§ Tipsy Imperial Concubine. No, really:


Blast. There I was, being all good and not spending money in the credit crunchy thing. But I just couldn't resist her blandishments and she went straight into my barrow. I wonder when she will arrive. She can go in the greenhouse (heating on and off quicker than a lady of the night's drawers--I paraphrase loosely here so as not to offend)with the chocolate cosmos which is NOT flowering, thank the good Lord.

I too hate this frelling cold (thank you for frelling, Robin, which I now use on every possible occasion) and am typing this in fingerless gloves, wrapped in a blanket. Luckily I have a labrador on my feet for extra heat. She doesn't do the WHOMP thing with the socks, but she does do the dervish whirl when I try to put a lead on. The dinmont merely barks maniacally all on one note and gets all hysterical on me. He has gone a bit weird since the yorkie pup stared bouncing on his head.


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how many dogs do you have,lucy.i love the pic of the puppy bouncing on his head[giggles].


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holmes44 wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 11:58

how many dogs do you have,lucy.i love the pic of the puppy bouncing on his head[giggles].



Well, unlike SOME on this forum, sadly I currently only have two--the dervish lab and the mad dandie dinmont. If you'd like to see some dandies behaving badly (ie normal), have a look here. http://www.ddtc.co.uk/dandiegallery/dandies-behaving-badly.h tml However, what with the neighbour's yorkie (the bouncer), the granny's mini wirehaired dachshund, and the daily visiting Golden-Retriever-Of-Ultimate-Idiocy we are quite a full house and garden. The new working cocker and teckel pups arrive in the spring. I fear for my poor plants. Sigh.


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I actually want snow! It's so grey, drizzly, depressing, nasty - ugh! Also I've taken in my balcony-plants long ago - not that there is any place for them inside, mind you, and I frankly doubt they are getting adequate light were they are now, but outdoors they would be most certainly and completely dead.

Also I need minus C badly on Monday. Yesterday we had a note slipped through our post-what's-it cheerfully announcingg that our fridge and freezer will be changed on Monday, so please have them emptied. They will arrive between 7.30 and 16.00 (4 pm). Oh, great, thanks for the warning - our fridge and freezer are full! It will be cold enough for the fridge things, hopefully (I do not want a freakishly sunny day on Monday! do you hear, weather powers!) on the balcony, but the freezer stuff?
(Grumble, grumble, groan)


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
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L.R.K. wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 07:51

It will be cold enough for the fridge things, hopefully (I do not want a freakishly sunny day on Monday! do you hear, weather powers!) on the balcony, but the freezer stuff?



Frozen stuff will stay frozen for a remarkably long time so long as it's close to other frozen stuff and insulated. If you buy one of those styrofoam coolers and pack it with your freezer contents (no ice required) or even a cardboard box packed tight with freezer contents and covered with a blanket. It's called thermal mass -- one big frozen chunk takes much longer to thaw than a bunch of little frozen chunks.

I've always had more trouble with fridge things because they need a narrower band of temperature and aren't cold enough to keep themselves cold. Butter and eggs aren't a problem but milk inevitably goes bad.

Why, yes, I do live in an area with lots of winter storm related power outages. How did you guess? *grin*


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Forgot to add - I live in the state that nortorious for Snow in december... that SUMMER! people!!! I mean the stuff on the mountain only MELTED a month ago..... (Sorry I shouldnt whinge but ARGH!)
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Thanks, Krystolla, for the great tips! I'll certainly see what we can do - surely we have a cardboard box somewhere? - although we have a lot of stuff... Also, I'm hoping for minus - if they are supposed (according to the weather forecast) to have -5 in Eskilstuna (which is 200km or so from Stockholm), I don't see why we are supposed to have only 0 C? Anyway, better safe than sorry, so thank you again! Smile (I've actually printed out your post - with a memory like a sieve... Smile )


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
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Robin wrote on Wed, 03 December 2008 21:35

...The other thing they can't resist doing is rushing up to me as I stoop over to tie my shoes and raising their heads VIOLENTLY into my face, WHOMP!!!! OWWW!!! Hellhounds have thick skulls. They seem to think this is AFFECTIONATE! Tails wag! Re-WHOMP! Tongues lick! Bleaaaaugh!!!...


My previous greyhound greeted the appearance of the leash with what we called "the kangaroo dance" because it involved leaping vertically into the air in one place repeatedly. Ditto the head collision if he happened to be inspired as one was bending over to fasten the leash.

The current weirdo just tries to "help" by licking and nibbling on both my feet and what I'm trying to put on them. Argh.

[Updated on: Thu, 04 December 2008 11:53]

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Robin wrote:
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except maybe hellhounds and I need to think about going out later ourselves instead of freezing our butts off


I think you need Wallis (and possibly Grommit) here, to invent for you an automated morning process that a) checks the outside temp, wind speed and precipitation levels for you, b) makes the cup of black tea, c) depending on the outcome of a. either puts the cup of black tea and reading matter of choice on a hoist up to your bedroom or tips you out of bed straight into outdoor gear and puts the hellhounds' leashes on via a mechanical arm that opens their cage and only allows exit through a collaring process, d) has another mechanical arm that gently prods you into awareness of whichever option has come about. How does that sound? Smile

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I was just reading in some Sunday supp or other about how you can probably keep an olive tree going in England these days because our winters have got so much warmer and I’m thinking, if I had an olive tree, it too would be spending the nights on my kitchen floor.

Ours has been outside up until now, but will be moving in its pot into the (bubblewrap-lined) frost-free greenhouse this weekend, along with the fig tree. The two citrus trees are already in there - it will be a tad crowded, but what the heck...they can always cuddle up together.

Only two and a bit weeks till the shortest day - bring back the light I say!!


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^ Except socks. Socks are an anarchy zone with a lot of dogs for some reason. Socks house toes, which wriggle; feet smell gorrrrgeous to most dogs; socks have the play characteristics of a tuggy toy; people in socks provide a noisy interactive tuggy toy; chase games may be incorporated... socks are definitely in the top ten of all time toys as chosen by dogs... Sofas are rarer, though once when I asked people to bring their dog's favourite toy to class next week, someone did ask if they could bring the sofa...

‡‡‡ Hellhounds, especially Chaos, are manic at the best of times. But they go into red-shift blur in cold weather, remanifesting long enough to sink their teeth jollily in your thigh (Chaos) or run up your chest like you’re a tree and he’s a cat (Darkness). Then they Doppler-effect into the distance again. Such a great description - the physics of hellhound locomotion - I can see a learned paper in this Wink

§ Tipsy Imperial Concubine. No, really:
Gosh! I love these rose names - this is on a par with Cuisse de nymphe for my all time favourite!

§ with optional Bandar-log. The presence of Bandar-log would explain certain strange noises in the middle of the night, and more muddy footprints, surely, than even two hellhounds can be responsible for. I wipe their feet! I do!
Aha! So that explains it! I thought it was a tear in the space time continuum allowing booted tribbles to access my home, particularly after wet/muddy/snowy spells, but now I know! It's Bandar-log Smile


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AJLR wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 17:20

I think you need Wallis (and possibly Grommit) here, to invent for you an automated morning process that a) checks the outside temp, wind speed and precipitation levels for you, b) makes the cup of black tea, c) depending on the outcome of a. either puts the cup of black tea and reading matter of choice on a hoist up to your bedroom or tips you out of bed straight into outdoor gear and puts the hellhounds' leashes on via a mechanical arm that opens their cage and only allows exit through a collaring process, d) has another mechanical arm that gently prods you into awareness of whichever option has come about. How does that sound? Smile

This is just splendiferously lovely - please can I have one too? But can I have lapsang for bad weather and earl grey for good? When is the production line starting? *want, want* Smile


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Lucy Coats wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 12:23

Well, unlike SOME on this forum, sadly I currently only have two <snip> The new working cocker and teckel pups arrive in the spring.

Doubling the numbers Lucy! Like the Ancient Mariner, I warn you, it's the start of a slippery slope. I'm waaaay ahead of you there Smile ... and I can point you to a local chapter of Dog-Owners Anonymous any time you want!


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We can't have more than two dogs here without a kennel license. Arf.


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southdowner wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 17:57

Lucy Coats wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 12:23

Well, unlike SOME on this forum, sadly I currently only have two <snip> The new working cocker and teckel pups arrive in the spring.

Doubling the numbers Lucy! Like the Ancient Mariner, I warn you, it's the start of a slippery slope. I'm waaaay ahead of you there Smile ... and I can point you to a local chapter of Dog-Owners Anonymous any time you want!

Thank you, dear Southdowner. I shall put that down on the list of Emergency Remedies for Dire Situations. Such as all my shoes and socks being chewed. Mind you, it was the kitchen last time. I've got quite used to the frilled splintery bits round the skirting boards and fireplace and cupboards. How much worse can it get than that. Actually, don't answer that one. Smile


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Lucy Coats wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 17:13

...How much worse can it get than that. Actually, don't answer that one. Smile


I know you said don't answer that one, but this is funny enough that I have to re-read it occasionally just because: Dogs in Elk.
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Lucy Coats wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 22:13

... How much worse can it get than that. Actually, don't answer that one. Smile

You REALLY don't want me to answer that one do you Lucy? Although if you have chickens, I can tell you a tale.. Wink


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shalea wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 22:27

Lucy Coats wrote on Thu, 04 December 2008 17:13

...How much worse can it get than that. Actually, don't answer that one. Smile


I know you said don't answer that one, but this is funny enough that I have to re-read it occasionally just because: Dogs in Elk.

OK. You win. Hands down. Thank the good lord we don't have elk carcasses round here. There are some mercies in life.... Pheasant carcasses, yes. It would be hard to get a dinmont inside a pheasant carcass though. His badger crunching jaws would make short shrift of it before there was any idea of taking up residence. Going to bed now. If I have doggy nightmares, it will all be your fault, Shalea. <g>


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Oh ick. I couldn't get to the end...


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