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Here be adorable photos of the Hellkitten...


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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34003 is a reply to message #34002 ] Sat, 11 September 2010 19:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!

*covets the Hellkitten*

Look at it this way Robin - this is your chance to help bring this kitten up the right way, so that it doesn't torment Hellhounds or crap in your flowerpots!! Wink
*polishes the silver lining!*


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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34004 is a reply to message #34002 ] Sat, 11 September 2010 19:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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The first picture looks uncannily like the sad kitten act perfected by Puss in Boots from the Shrek movies. You might want to check for a little cape and sword hidden in the shrubbery.
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34005 is a reply to message #34002 ] Sat, 11 September 2010 19:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You got some wonderful photos of that kitten, especially the one against your shirt.

If I didn't get to cuddle kittens on a regular basis these days (I volunteer with a rescue group now), I'd be insanely jealous. Okay, I'm still jealous. Adorable kitten!
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34006 is a reply to message #34002 ] Sat, 11 September 2010 19:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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:overwhelmed by cuteness:


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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34017 is a reply to message #34002 ] Sat, 11 September 2010 22:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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There was a cartoon in the "New Yorker" a few years ago: two business men walking down a hallway, one with a briefcase and one with an animal carrier. The caption reads, "If they don't like the presentation, we'll show them the kittens. Everybody loves kittens."


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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34019 is a reply to message #34017 ] Sat, 11 September 2010 23:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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HA HA HA HA!
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34020 is a reply to message #34002 ] Sat, 11 September 2010 23:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Thank you for the kitten photos!

And I agree with Black Bear -- they do like food, but they'd rather be with you. (One of mine would literally rather sit on my lap and purr than dive for chicken baby food, which is everyone's Absolute Favorite Thing Ever.) Which is why we have them, after all...

There are five in the room as I type this, none of them in their favorite sleeping spots because I'm in here and they'd like to be near me. (And, if possible, chew on my toes.)
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34026 is a reply to message #34002 ] Sun, 12 September 2010 01:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I have to try to remember to wear a necklace I value less tomorrow, since necklace-biting is such fun.

Oh my, I hope not your pearls . . . I don't wear mine around the dogs. I have horrible visions of someone's big foot snapping the string, and of course the effect of dog spit on pearls could be unfortunate. Smile

Necklace-biting tendencies aside, this is a very cute and extremely photogenic kitten.



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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34029 is a reply to message #34002 ] Sun, 12 September 2010 05:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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About the food thing... Sassi, who will be twelve this year (we don't know when as nobody bothered to note the momentous occasion of her birth) is now moodier than ever. She'll demand her food, but if she doesn't have company while eating it she more often than not will be mortally offended and stalk off and won't touch it. If you don't go after her and flatter and cajole the food will be there still hours later... So if nothing else I have a cup of tea as she eats her food. Oh, and of course, the reverse is true too - if I'm eating something she will generally appear and settle down in an expectant pose - "So - what is there for Me?" So, if nothing else, she'll get some kibble (I think it's called in English? we call it her "hard snacks".)

And utterly adorable photos - thanks! Smile


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34042 is a reply to message #34002 ] Sun, 12 September 2010 12:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm glad that you and the Hellkitten are getting on so well. Listening to a cat/kitten purr is one of life's great (and soothing) pleasures. Smile

I think he's going to be a big cat. Those are fairly hefty feet he's got, to grow into.


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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34045 is a reply to message #34002 ] Sun, 12 September 2010 18:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Another victim of feline mind control, I see. No, some of them never outgrow the cuteness. Heh heh heh...


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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34055 is a reply to message #34002 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 00:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Necklace-biting? Oh dear.

I note the judicious application of a cat fishing pole. Wise move. Even well domesticated kittens do have that tendency to instantaneously transmogrify into wee fuzzy shredders without warning. Thanks for the many adorable pictures.
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34059 is a reply to message #34002 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 01:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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When I saw the pictures, I thought you had cracked and gotten a kitten.
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34063 is a reply to message #34003 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 08:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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WHAT IS THE RIGHT WAY????
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34064 is a reply to message #34026 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 08:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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He is, at the moment, extremely amenable. You can STOP him biting x, y or z by offering him a, b or c. Smile I think this stage goes away. It certainly does in puppies.
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I haven't had much to do with cats lately. I'd kind of FORGOTTEN how mesmerising purring is. And this creature is a total purring machine.

And yeah. I've kind of been looking at those feet too. The photos in the 'critters revisited' post make him look a lot bigger than he is--he's still only a double handful with some dangling legs, and he doesn't weigh ANYTHING although I know I'm speaking as a hellhound owner--partly, I think, because of the size of those FEET.
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34066 is a reply to message #34045 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 08:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Feline mind control. Completely. Sigh. As I keep saying, if it's furry and friendly I am its slave. It's a genetic fault. Smile

And the purring is pretty irresistible. And I don't think Perpetual Purring Machines grow out of that, do they?
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34067 is a reply to message #34063 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 09:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Robin wrote on Mon, 13 September 2010 13:49

WHAT IS THE RIGHT WAY????


LOL - I'm not sure of the details, but I should think it would involve not leaving 'presents' in plant pots belonging to the Hellgoddess-next-door as a starting point Wink


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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34068 is a reply to message #34066 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 09:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Robin wrote on Mon, 13 September 2010 14:58

Feline mind control. Completely. Sigh. As I keep saying, if it's furry and friendly I am its slave. It's a genetic fault. Smile

And the purring is pretty irresistible. And I don't think Perpetual Purring Machines grow out of that, do they?


No. But look on the bright side - it is very soothing. If you are worried or upset about anything it says to you: "Why are you sad? - You've got Me. And I love you, so everything is right with the world..."


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34070 is a reply to message #34067 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 12:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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YES. I'M LOOKING FOR *TRAINING DETAILS* HERE.
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I already have two hellhounds that love me!!! And it's the thought of the ADJUSTMENT PERIOD that is STOPPING me!!!!!!
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34072 is a reply to message #34070 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 12:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Robin wrote on Mon, 13 September 2010 17:09

YES. I'M LOOKING FOR *TRAINING DETAILS* HERE.



LOL - I'm afraid I have absolutely no clue on that one - BUT, if you had a cat of your own, the other local cats might stay away a bit more (depending how territorial your hypothetical cat was Wink)

Okay - I'll be quiet now Wink



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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34075 is a reply to message #34072 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 13:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Except that Robin's cat would be a 100% indoor cat.... right? Smile

Generally cats like to use a regular place for their "business"--male territorial marking aside. So the key to keeping a cat from crapping in your garden would be to get them using a sandbox kept in a specific location as a kitten, and making sure that sandbox is available to them and relatively clean 24-7. The cats you're having trouble with have probably never been encouraged to develop that type of habit, or their sandbox is kept indoors while the cat is outdoors and so the cat forms alternative habits. Freshly turned garden soil and mulch are a lot like catbox sand.... Smile


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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34077 is a reply to message #34071 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 14:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Robin wrote on Mon, 13 September 2010 18:10

I already have two hellhounds that love me!!! And it's the thought of the ADJUSTMENT PERIOD that is STOPPING me!!!!!!


Oh! I was not trying to put temptation in your path. Smile I was thinking primarily about neighbour hellkitten - perhaps you can keep up friendly relations with him, occasional cat sitting and such... I mean, he obviously likes you. Smile

Apropos adjustment period though - I'm curious, how are the hellhounds reacting to the scent of hellkitten on your clothes?

ETA And about the other... hm... matter. We don't have a garden of course (on the sixth floor), but we did have quite a big plant in a corresponding pot once... until a certain person who shall remain nameless (but who dresses in black and white), decided that it was a really nice alterative facility... and that plant was history. None of our indoor plants are that big any more (I'm not much of a gardener, so it's more of a wonder that quite a few of them survive...), but we do often have a big pot on the balcony in the summer; we stick wooden pins (I think they are meant to use while grilling really and are quite sharp) into the pot, and it has remained untouched. This probably isn't a feasible idea to use in a garden - I'm just mentioning it, because if we brainstorm, perhaps some actually useful idea might emerge. Smile

[Updated on: Mon, 13 September 2010 14:56]


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34078 is a reply to message #34075 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 16:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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IF I had a cat, which I do NOT, and I am not GOING TO GET A CAT--I've just tweeted to EMoon that I'm *not* talking myself into it, I'm just having a hell of a passionate fling with the IDEA :)--it would CERTAINLY be a 100% indoor cat. (And . . . I keep thinking about the fact that it *would* be feasible. Hellhounds are restricted to the kitchen when I'm not there, and they're USED TO THIS. It would not be a big deal to ENSURE that they stayed in the kitchen till they got USED to the cat. Litterbox would be in the bathroom upstairs. I'm not sure what I'd do about a feeding station . . . but since I'M NOT GETTING A CAT it's not crucial. Smile) I don't know how I'd feel about it in other situations, but a cat HERE? A cat HERE would be an indoor cat.

Most local cats don't even HAVE litter boxes. That's what other people's gardens are for. Grrrrrr. And hellkitten, I guarantee, when he's older, will find the way over Phineas' conservatory roof, just like Phineas' old cat did.

And at Third House, where I have a REAL problem, I was screwed before I started, because the garden had been pretty comprehensively neglected for a couple of years before I bought it. The cats had taken over. Cats may *like* freshly turned over earth, but they don't demand it.
Re: Hellkitten* [message #34079 is a reply to message #34077 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 16:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I've put stakes in at favourite places at Third House. It's worth doing because it ANNOYS them, but mainly all that happens is that they MOVE and you have to do it again somewhere else. Over time my impression is there's been a SLIGHT lessening of inappropriate usage. . . . But the neighbourhood is still full of cats. My problem is not going to go away.

One of the things I find most infuriating about it is that if someone let their DOG crap all over the neighbourhood and in the neighbours' flowerbeds there would be the most ENORMOUS outcry. I think they can actually take your dog away from you for being a persistent nuisance. But cats? Oh, no, that's just the way cats are. And you have to put up with it.
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One of mine made a play at using my large potted hibiscus bush for a sandbox once (he was a kitten at the time.) I put screenwire mesh over the top of the soil so he couldn't dig in it, and he left it alone from there on out.


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Robin wrote on Mon, 13 September 2010 16:24

And hellkitten, I guarantee, when he's older, will find the way over Phineas' conservatory roof, just like Phineas' old cat did.



He'll come over into your garden for cuddles! And purring! It'll be almost like you own a cat, only without the vet bills!


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He'll break my delphiniums leaping down from the roof! He'll crap in my flower beds! He'll gnaw on my trailing begonias! He'll sashay in through the open kitchen door and rouse the hellhounds, and will then streak back out again under hot pursuit and . . .
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And rub against your legs and purr and gaze at you adoringly...


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Re: Hellkitten* [message #34092 is a reply to message #34090 ] Mon, 13 September 2010 20:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ROFL! Melissa Mead's got it in one--he'll come in and beg for skritches and snuggles! He'll hunt down your plague of bulb-eating mice and lay their bodies on your patio like cordwood. He might even....gasp....frighten off your pigeon population.


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Robin wrote on Mon, 13 September 2010 15:24


And at Third House, where I have a REAL problem, I was screwed before I started, because the garden had been pretty comprehensively neglected for a couple of years before I bought it. The cats had taken over. Cats may *like* freshly turned over earth, but they don't demand it.


Have you tried any of those spray-on products that are meant to repel various critters? The only thing I ever tried was dried fox urine, which was supposed to discourage moles but didn't, but the stuff that's aimed at keeping wandering dogs and cats out of the flowerbeds might be more effective.



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There is still a LITTLE HELLHOUND PROBLEM. They have not yet been introduced. Hellhounds are AT PRESENT content to remain in their little courtyard at the cottage. This will CHANGE if there's a cat bashing around back there. I admit the potential mouser thought had crossed my mind, but it's not worth having my delphiniums, dahlias, etc broken by jolly leaping.
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I don't want to use anything *I* don't want to come in contact with, and I'm allergic/reactive to . . . almost everything. I've also been told that none of this works for long, nor do I want to use anything that will distress the hellhounds: citronella for example. Tea leaves are somewhat discouraging and someone else said coffee grounds which I haven't tried yet . . . but you also can't carpet your ENTIRE GARDEN in anything, and . . . the cats just RELOCATE. They're used to using Third House's garden and they're creatures of habit.

I keep hoping some other schmuck will move in on this road and neglect THEIR garden and the cats will decamp THERE.
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I've been reccommended to use citrus peel to discourage cats.
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Sure. But it's one of the things you can't CARPET with.
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I've heard of people using hot pepper. Never tried it myself. For a small area I'd suggest tinfoil, but you can't really wrap a garden in foil.


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I can see it now, the Great Patchwork Garden of New Arcadia: there's the citrus-peel section, the stake section, the hot pepper section, the tea leaves section, the coffee grounds section, the tinfoil section . . . Smile

Sigh
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Robin wrote on Wed, 15 September 2010 11:36

I can see it now, the Great Patchwork Garden of New Arcadia: there's the citrus-peel section, the stake section, the hot pepper section, the tea leaves section, the coffee grounds section, the tinfoil section . . . Smile

Sigh


But just think - you could make some cash by selling tickets to SEE "the Great Patchwork Garden of New Arcadia" Wink

*ducks before Robin can clobber me ;)*


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