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Guest post by Black Bear [message #15892] Sat, 09 May 2009 18:55 Go to next message
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Guest post by Black Bear


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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15896 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sat, 09 May 2009 19:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I think I've met your Mean Cat. Does she teleport away to other locations when you're not at home so she can be mean elsewhere? Perhaps this is the reason why the other cats have survived as long as they have?


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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15899 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sat, 09 May 2009 19:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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LOL That makes for rather interesting feline social dynamics at your place!


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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15902 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sat, 09 May 2009 20:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Mean Cat is AWESOME. Scary, I mean. I wouldn't pet her. (Okay, I'd probably try anyway.) She sounds a lot like Miss Suzi, actually. Mean just because she can be.

Snuggles to Big Cat and Orange Cat!


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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15906 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sat, 09 May 2009 21:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh, that's just adorable! (Shameless gushing)


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15907 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sat, 09 May 2009 22:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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she reminds me of my cat,now when we got our dog tasha, minoew didn't like having competition in the house and to this day she will out of the blue go up to tasha and cuf her just to show her whos boss,the only good thing is she never uses her claws.


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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15909 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sat, 09 May 2009 23:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Wow, Mean Cat is awesomely mean! My cats come nowhere close to her in temperament! I, too, have three cats (all foundlings) - but this is a household of several humans as well as cats, and somehow we're all getting along. My marmalade tabby Boychik is the largest and oldest, weighing in at 15 pounds, he's also a longhair. My tuxedo cat is sleek, panther-like Domino (he's just so gorgeous!). And our female is a medium hair, fluffy and chubby black and white with a funny/cute face named Gizmo. She likes to THINK she's a mean cat, but she really isn't.

I really enjoyed your guest post, Black Bear. And I'm so glad none of my cats are like Mean Cat. ^_^ But you love her, don't you? Yeah ... that's what we do.
Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15912 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sun, 10 May 2009 00:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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the kitten transformed himself from Tiny Cat (who adored her despite her constant batting at his face and vitals) to Big Cat, who is sweet but dumb and remains painfully clueless [. . .] It’s a mark of Orange Cat’s temperament that he takes no regard of this whatsoever, and moments later will be cheerfully rubbing his cheek against her flank in an affectionate manner.

Oh my, this is so like Great Dane boys. And I can't argue with your choice of adjectives for Mean Cat. As I've said more than once about certain of my girls, "She's always a bitch but sometimes she's a BITCH."

It's probably a good thing you've never come across a lost girl kitten. Smile



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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15918 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sun, 10 May 2009 13:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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In her social relationships, she sounds like my Shadow. She morphs into "mean cat" when she see some other cat outside her window. (She's a house and court yard cat.) She once bit and scratched me (I had to go on antibiotics and get a tetanus shot) from sheer cussedness because she could not get at the stray cat that I feed.
Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15920 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sun, 10 May 2009 17:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Quote:

As I’ve said on the forum and elsewhere, I live with three cats.

OK, I'm impressed. And you're still so sane and focussed...Smile One cat companion is enough to drive me to distraction sometimes!

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Good People do not leave kittens on the side of the road

Absolutely. And think how many sweet and cuddly moments with her you've had since then. Smile


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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15934 is a reply to message #15920 ] Sun, 10 May 2009 20:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Golly! I thought my cat was the Fastest Paw in the East. (Midwest?) At least that was the response of the last vet she raked.

("Don't worry. We know how to handle that.")
("*shriek audible in waiting room*")

Sounds like she might have competition....
Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15939 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sun, 10 May 2009 21:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Thanks for the kind words all--I was out of town this weekend, and hadn't been sure Robin was planning to post my thingy this week anyway.

I'm now highly entertained when I bring an old friend and a new one into the house at the same time, and old friend immediately points at the catbed and says "Don't pet that one, whatever you do." Before I've even had a chance to introduce her! Smile


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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15940 is a reply to message #15892 ] Sun, 10 May 2009 21:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Sounds like a cat my sister had. We have a video of her dozing peacefully in a basket next to a bowl of nuts. I reach for a nut...

:Whapwhspwhapwhapwhap!:

...I withdraw my bloodied hand...

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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15944 is a reply to message #15940 ] Mon, 11 May 2009 02:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hi Black Bear!

You really had be laughing there. Mean Cat sounds wonderful, as long as she's properly worshiped. Smile

Thankfully my house is ruled by a fat cat and an orange cat.

Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15948 is a reply to message #15934 ] Mon, 11 May 2009 05:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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("Don't worry. We know how to handle that.")
("*shriek audible in waiting room*")


That scenario sounds very familiar. Our little terrier Maggot is the sweetest looking little dog and people invariably want to lean down to and pet her. We always warn people "don't stroke her-she will bite you", to which they we reply with some variation of "animals always like me" etc and then they get bitten.
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Hahahahaha! As someone who also shares a home with three cats, I can readily identify. My mean cat started life as a lovely, playful, cuddly, endlessly entertaining kitten and stayed that way for nearly six months. Then her "other" personality began to surface, and suddenly there was no more kitten, only Zuul. She used to guard doorways, punish us for being gone too long by chasing us around the apartment, biting our feet, and if anyone had the temerity to touch her-blood and outrage, in equal measure. Weirdly, she has never seemed to understand that she is a cat, and while she made it violently clear that she wanted nothing to do with my other two foundlings whenever they tried to approach her, she has never really pursued them, so they just avoid her and tussle with one another.
Now, however, Sophia has mellowed to the point that she almost can't be called mean. When we adopted a dog, all the cat social dynamics underwent a radical shift. Friendly Cat became Hidey Cat (she's getting better), Scaredy Cat suddenly realized that he is a 20lb tomcat and decided that he would not be pushed around by a giant dogmonster,and Mean Cat-in a truly flabbergasting turn of events-decided that she likes said dogmonster and (more flabbergasting) it turns out that on reflection, people aren't all that bad either. Yesterday, I touched her tail. More than once! So take heart, all those with Meancats-it may not be forever. Smile

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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #15957 is a reply to message #15892 ] Mon, 11 May 2009 12:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I, too, have a Mean Cat. Callie Roo(1) is beautiful (see avatar). Over the years she has mellowed into an Occasionally Mean Cat.

She was a Mean Kitten. At four months, she and her sister played nicely most of the time until her eyes would suddenly turn black and she would get very aggressive. We kept a cat crate handy for those times and would warn her sternly "Callie? Do you need a timeout?" before popping her into the crate(2).

One day she went crackercat again and we issued the usual warning. She took herself into the crate and sat waiting for someone to close the door.

-- Karen

(1) Callie because that's the name she came with as a second-hand stray. Our neighbor who had found her in a cornfield discovered that her son was allergic to cats. Roo, as in Kanga and Roo, for the roo-roo noise she makes and for her love of being tucked into a pouch of a turned-up shirt.

(2) Don't try this with an adult cat in mid-fit, btw, or you'll be very, very sorry.




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Blogmom wrote on Mon, 11 May 2009 12:34

(2) Don't try this with an adult cat in mid-fit, btw, or you'll be very, very sorry.


I volunteer in a no-kill cat shelter. The very idea amuses me greatly.

Nonetheless, we have had, at the shelter, our share of Mean Cats, and it has been my responsibility from time to time to extricate volunteers from situations where they were told "Please, when you go to clean Mean Cat's area, call me so I can move her." "Oh no," the volunteer will say (to themselves, and after I've moved on to my own tasks). "I've volunteered here for two whole months and know better. I can move Mean Cat all by myself."

No, they generally can't.
Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #16004 is a reply to message #15892 ] Tue, 12 May 2009 13:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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This post had me laugh hysterically and nodding in sympathy the whole way through. I am such a fan of these guest postings!

Though I am grateful to NOT be an owner of any mean kitterses--just one giant sweet boycat and one dainty, overly affectionate lady cat (my sister unfortunately calls her "Molester Kitty") -- I have met more than one Mean Cat in my time. My best friend currently has an insane (and extremely gassy) foundling kitten that I'm pretty sure will grow into a mean, insane, extremely gassy adult cat.




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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #16010 is a reply to message #16004 ] Tue, 12 May 2009 15:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Katherine wrote on Tue, 12 May 2009 13:57

This post had me laugh hysterically



Thanks! That's gratifying to know. Smile

Thank god none of mine are gassy. Maybe she should switch up its food, seems like being both bitchy AND smelly is more than one owner should have to take from a kitten...


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Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #16028 is a reply to message #15998 ] Tue, 12 May 2009 18:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I've catsat for at least two rather spectacular Mean Cats. Maybe I should write a post. . . .
Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #16031 is a reply to message #15892 ] Tue, 12 May 2009 19:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh yes please! (Stares in round-eyed anticipation [this seems to work for Sassi...])


Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean, like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
Re: Guest post by Black Bear [message #16040 is a reply to message #16028 ] Tue, 12 May 2009 22:06 Go to previous message
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Robin wrote on Tue, 12 May 2009 18:58

I've catsat for at least two rather spectacular Mean Cats. Maybe I should write a post. . . .



YES! By all means. By any means necessary. Smile


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